Friday, December 2, 2011

How do ~you~ best describe yourself to your local policeman/policewoman?

I would like to know... really. I wood.|||some perverted chic with a huge @ss|||Local psycho.|||really good looking and a jerk|||Lonely. Maybe he'll put the handcuffs on me when we get back to my place.|||It's a small town. They know me.|||Why would I get pulled over by the police? I'm a good boy mommy.|||I am a member of the IRS !! Then I would be the scary one ! They don't have to know that IRS stands for Irish Rodent Squashers!!


What they don't know doesn't hurt them or I'll squash it !!|||Trying to meet his/her quota.|||The "Loser" LOL|||I was helping a friend. I'll do anything to not get a ticket.|||White Male, approximately 190 to 200 pounds, 5'11'' (stud).





Wearing MC Hammer parachute pants and a Frankie Says Relax T Shirt.





Wanted for indecent exposure and petty theft.|||me: "hello ociffer"


cop;"did you just call me ociffer"


me:"who the hell is oliver?"





he's anti-cannabis I guess|||ok.. i did it; take me away|||I'm innocent!|||An 'Old Hippie'.....!!|||everyone knows me think I'm a bad boy so they are always watching;)|||i don't think it would matter.|||Oh baby,. Hancuff me please, tie me up... That usually is enough to **** them up!|||You wood be happy to know that all the cops in this town know me....

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